Cock and Balls

Roosters playing Football

"last night i watched cock and balls, it was very intense"

by OyuDays May 26, 2022

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

ball shaker

When a male sits naked on top of a washing machine on its spin cycle

Bro, I was kinda horny the other day so I did a ball shaker

by ChileConCarter April 10, 2020

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

balls deep

this is when someone is seen, or caught lacking, with their hand or hands in their pants. Usually scratching their balls for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Wow, you're balls deep there!
Guy 2: *Scoffs* (knowing he was caught)

by Have you ever bathed? May 11, 2024