emo dog

To get a emo dog you can buy by calling 911 for free I emo dog siblings are usually jojo Siwa 2.0 and jake paul, every single Emo dog must have hairy legs, A Emo dog knows how to talk emo dogs do not walk on 4 ,emo dogs craft belly button rings

Emo dogs are allowed to go to a bar

by Emodogjojo20 December 28, 2021

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog

Used in sentences instead of 'God' for those that don’t want to use God's name

Oh my Dog!
Only Dog knows!
For the love of Dog, what are you doing?
For Dog's sake!
Dog bless you.

by Kora444 September 22, 2020

Hurricane Dog

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.

“Oh no, Luna’s getting excited! Hurricane Dog incoming!”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Dog

God backwards.

Guy: Is that a Dog?
Christians: No it's God.

by Statwa July 17, 2022

Sog dog

Also known as “Sog and Dog” - Soggy, wet

“After a hard workout my socks are always sog and dog.”

“If you pack a sandwich with tomatos get ready for a sog dog sandwich.”

“I stepped in a puddle and now my foot is completely sog dogged”.

by CanJJ September 29, 2018