shit job boy

Shit Job Boy or SJB for short, the guy who always gets the job nobody wants to do and is automatically given any said shit job while everyone else breathes a sigh of relief.

There are 300 cracked sewer pipes to weld this week the shit job boy is going to be busy this week.

by Drunk Wizzard December 8, 2021

orange shit clown

trump, donald j.

It's amazing that so many people vorted for that orange shit clown.

by RalphieD May 22, 2017

Peanut butter shit

A very thick pasty,tar like shit that requires a whole roll of toilet paper
let alone lots of water.if not cleaned thouroghly, it can result in rashes,chaffing,and itching,caused by dried pieces of poop that were not cleaned off.

Man one day I had to take such a large dump,when I finished it took for ever,it was like peanut butter,so I called it the peanut butter shits,very sticky and pasty as well.

by joe hitts January 16, 2009

shit staggering

shit staggering is when you are walking(staggering) when drunk or high aka hammered to the state that u cant walk right

man1:how much u had mate ?
man2:2 crates and a tenner bag of skunk
man1:lol what u doing now then ?

man2:gonna start shit staggering home then have some more tinnys

by bushby_grimsby July 21, 2009

shit-spooked

To be verbally disturbed

I got my shit-spooked when my friend told me that hel iked to fuck his girlfriend during her period

by Diplomatic_grief December 6, 2006

Shit the Bath

When things get very out of hand, and in not so many words, completely fucked.

"After I realized I had come to be between the cub and mother grizzly, I realized I was in a real shit the bath situation."

by MooseMaddox July 31, 2008

shit fiend

To suck the shit off someones face after shiteating

man thats a hefty shit.... can i have a nag of that, im a shit fiend

by Russedee May 14, 2006