Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 09, 2022

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Bar Twin

An individual who everyone else believes looks just like you but this assumption is only ever made from an inebriated party.

Poor example #1
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."

by bartwin October 07, 2015

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eating ur twin

What Tinker bell did-

OML don’t be eating ur twin tinky winky

by YOU KNOW ME00 September 16, 2021

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Twin Peaked Nipple Blower

When someone is being so damn stupid and not realizing its their own damn fault for the situation they are in

Person 1: Yeah man like Im being bullied online I dont know how to stop it
Person: Are you serious right now you Twin Peaked Nipple Blower?

by KaiGremory June 13, 2025

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Prep Twin

Some one with small muscles and a small penis who dresses and acts in a manner in which one would think they are strong, but in fact are weak little bitches.

“Hey dude, put some fucking weight on the bar you prep twin.”

by hellobwordshdhcbsjxjd November 09, 2019

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