Alp Tuna

Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.

“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”

by pochitatel November 20, 2021

tuna

i dont know him yet but he is probably cutest person in the world or i just wanna believe in this whatever im waiting for him

i love you tuna

by thegirloncorner November 20, 2021

Tuna bunny

Tū- nah buh- nee; the moist, twisted-up toilet paper debris / ball left over after a female wipes, often found on the bathrom floor, or still stuck from a prior wiping.

"Hey hun, did you leave a tuna bunny on the floor over here? "

by Schmidt Happens November 20, 2021

Tuna Casserole

The last guy to cum in a gangbang.

I hope I’m not last to go tonight….no one wants that Tuna Casserole.

by 48Fishy80 October 10, 2021

Tuna

Shelly is such a tuna

Shelly is being such a tuna

by Nut tug July 31, 2021

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Tuna

A type of fish that grows from a tree

I went to the park and saw a tuna tree

by Aaroncooper July 10, 2021