The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007