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Keynote Juice

The definition of keynote juice is when one smells very bad or leaves sweat, Stains or any other kind of odor behind which is the juice part of “keynote juice”
“Omg you smell like keynote juice
“Is that keynote juice on your chair !!!?“
by Keynote October 13, 2019
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Dancing Juice

Dancing juice is a mixture of ginerale and rum.
Interviewer: What's your favourite drink?
Bruno Mars: Oh, you know, just this little thing I made up. It's a mixture of rum and ginerale. I call it... dancing juice.
by MrunoBars December 6, 2011
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Mongelli Juice

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011
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Mr. Juice

A name given to a professional athlete that uses or used steroids. Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Jose Canseco, Jason Giambi, Rafael Palmeiro, etc
Barry Bonds should be known as Mr. Juice for using steroids
by JoseG July 23, 2007
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juice chugger

Normally refers to one who slurps down man juice one load after another. Chugging semen. Could be used for one but generally more than one load.
I am a juice chugger, enjoying the taste of my husband and my dad together.
by Janiesux February 23, 2008
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kurwa juice

Probably the best tap beer you can get in Madison, WI.
Fuck damn I'm thirsty. I think I'll go down to the pub for a pint of kurwa juice.
by lord of hype July 24, 2014
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juice monster

A user of anabolic steroids, especially one who uses them to excess.
Robert Golub, currently serving 25 years to life in prison for the 1989 murder of a next-door neighbor in a New York City suburb, was characterized by the media as having been an out-of-control "juice monster" at the time of the killing.
by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003
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