Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 14, 2015

it’s the hill where all the crack heads go to skip P.E or some little rich kids smoke there 24k weed or solid gold wax pens. kids go down there after school with there rich ass friends to go to mcdonald’s where half of the kids are kicked out of or to go to vons and steel shit.
by cindy s brown September 3, 2019

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.
by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014

Stoner someone who smoke a lot of cannabis to open his mind. As a stoner i can say that you see everything from a different perspective when you're stoned. It's all natural, spiritual, positive vides. With my friends stoners each time we smoke we have different vibes, ideas and dreams. But we don't have a big sum of money or great power among society so we just can't make all of our dreams come true, dreams which would benefit the society from which we are rejected. Being a stoner is the best thing that ever happened in my life...
Friends: bla bla bla bla
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
Me: HEy look at the sky with all the stars
Friends: .........................(for about 1 minute then,) What a great view i can even see a plane which looks like 4 moving stars....
Me: That's a stoner
by Samy Black September 22, 2015

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

