need more crit

When Mike Morales needs more critical damage to rekt the enemy opposition.
Me: Hey mike did you hear about the new patch update?

Mike: I need more crit!!!
by sXekazerider May 14, 2016
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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 04, 2025
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Slang that gay men use to let everyone know that they love the cock and not vagina.
Bro! That chick over there just asked me for my digits, She needs to jump and recognize.
by dubbedout October 14, 2015
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Still Need Help With <5305> htiW pleH deeN llIts
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025
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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.
I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me
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Something your friend used annoyingly in irony
Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed
by Nezuko with a gun October 09, 2020
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you need medical attention?

If its from a furry, your agreeing to a blow job or a ride session
"Yo, you need medical attention?"
"Yea, im literally bleeding."
by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022
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