During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
by Uncle Joosie April 09, 2022
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.
by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020
by Momma of 2 September 09, 2017
by TruthTeller!!! April 11, 2018
1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.
Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.
by G. GOFA May 03, 2010
Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree
by ItaDick March 15, 2017
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 07, 2012