Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels March 13, 2012

in relationship

Not you.

normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"

by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020

Relationship Valet

A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues

“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”

by NuclearBeast September 01, 2021

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

Subfugitive relationship

A Sub-par relationship with a fugitive.

We’re going on 3 mounths in our “subfugitive relationship” since he was sprung from prison.

by LL3Y December 12, 2023

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 27, 2014

BFP relationship

BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.

That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.

by SuperGoodBoy March 04, 2016