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My goldfish ate my homework 

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

I have too much homework to do 

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO
Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

i need to do my homework 

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN
person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)
This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.