floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Floor

The lava generator

"The floor is lava!"
"Ohhh crap!"

by korosenai November 1, 2019

Floor Whore

The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.

Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...

by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021

Floor boy

When your broke friend can’t afford a cool jeep like the rest of us. Confined to a plastic sleeping quarters.

Friend 1: Hey everyone! I’m going to sleep in an elevated surface because 1. I’m not poor and 2. I understand it’s a superior way of camping!

Friend 2: man I wish I could but it m just a floor boy /:

by Rgrazi May 3, 2024

39th floor

When an idea, movement or act has become very successful. To be propelled to great heights.

"(Jay Z and Rihanna) propelled he Trapstar brand to the muthaf*cking 39th floor "

by Shmee010 June 25, 2017

Welspun Flooring

Floor Makeover In A Day

The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.

“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”

by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021

Floor scranny

Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.

Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”

Tyler: “floor scranny”

by Toxic raptor July 20, 2021