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Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.
by norminat0r June 23, 2012
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Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''
by Grimblette September 5, 2016
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Stealth fart

This is when someone else near you farts and gets caught and you fart so that everyone else thinks it was the other person again.
I had to (fart) so bad luckily Billy farted really loud so I could let out a stealth fart.
by Fartgenious June 7, 2011
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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.
Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case
by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016
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fart barnacle

Chunks of fecal matter that stick to the side of the toilet after an explosive fart. This usually happens during the course of a massive dump.
What a dump! Those fart barnacles are never coming off!
by NoodleDoodler February 6, 2014
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Shrodinger's fart

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.
"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"
by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016
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