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tech snaglet

"Tech Snaglet" is a neologism, created by Mark Pahulje, popularized by Metadata Consulting (metadataconsulting.ca), and is defined as “a quote or paraphrase usually intent on informing or solving a technical problem”.
Hey Bob, i just found out how to take a screen shot on my phone. Check out this "tech snaglet", I am sharing with you. Synonymous with tech tip.
by Markbecause October 6, 2016
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teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.
I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.
by Gwendanor September 1, 2016
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Tech chic

The fashion you see at tech companies. It's not business casual, it's not tech casual, it's tech chic. To be fashionably casual. Look like you're not trying too hard, but you probably did try pretty hard.
Brad's new sales vest was so tech chic.
by Team J and J January 26, 2018
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toxic tech

Toxic Tech Is A 14 Year Old MAN Hes Name Is Marwan Mohamed. His Ding Dong Is Biger Then His Hair Line, Toxic Tech Can Get ALL THE GIRLS. The Frind Eva Is Anoying And Has A Bad Life In Canada. HIS DING DONG IS AWESOME. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL He Is So Hot. LOL Maaz. (805)
cool Man Awsome. Loves Everyone Toxic Tech Means A Tech The Is Toxic
by Cool Ass Man May 4, 2018
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
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Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment
Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
by michaelv73 February 27, 2020
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