J Star

The act of shooting jizz directly into a girl's eye.

After banging my friend's wife, I pulled out and gave her a J Star.

by BEETLES BROTHEL September 23, 2007

J-Money

A slang term for a name starting with J. Most likely a white suburban or hockey boy of sorts that acts hard and gangsta

Check out J-Money, rockin the burberry shit and fresh kicks

by NYCBALLA21 March 15, 2009

j christ

An abbreviated version of Jesus Christ. Also see J.C.

Yo, J Christ is my dog!

by Jonathan Kirkland April 19, 2006

j walk

To cross the road without looking both ways. Usually 3rd to 4th graders do it cause they think its so cool. White people trying to be gangsta j walk too.

"Get off the road damn j walker!"

by Anita Tit July 30, 2006

J spot

the desired effect or high achieved from the consumption of mariJuana

man that weed cookie really hit the J spot!

by pantycandy September 13, 2010

j-theist

A jewish atheist

(see also: jagnostic)

Want all that cool jewish oppression, but not all the shitty religion? Be j-theist.

by Teteae May 8, 2006

J-Turd

A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.

Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.

by Isaac N Kolton May 12, 2010