When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
by Screaming Unicorn December 17, 2016

When you are waking into a bar and a unicorn drinking whisky starts to tell the bar about his adventures at sea
by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
by Glow Hughes September 6, 2020

by muselus February 28, 2020

by Obama lover 1 December 17, 2019

A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.
"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.
by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 16, 2019

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
As well as
“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”
by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020
