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tit job

To place a penis between a pair of breast and the woman moves her own breasts, typically with her hands, in a back and fourth motion to stimulate the penis. Similar to a titty fuck, only the woman is doing the work.
male 1> I really want to titty fuck Felica's giant boobs.
male 2> I'm lazy, I'd rather she just gave me a tit job.
by SJB-JD April 24, 2007
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rat tits

Rat tits usually occur on a person who is of a ratty nature. They are breasts that are of a pinkish colour, abnormally saggy and slightly wrinkly.
Hey rat tits over there, get away from that rubbish bin.

Man wats that funky smell? Oh it must be rat tits sitting across the room.
by Kane Dawson September 16, 2005
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tits (adj.)

Good, awesome, fucking awesome, great, wonderful, delicious, appealing, excellent, fucking excellent.
They've got some seriously tits (adj.) hush puppies in the cafeteria right now, you've gotta try em, man.

Yo, that jacket is tits, son.

"dude i just got a fat sack a reefer cheaper than wholesale"
"dude... tits"
by somaganjika January 12, 2009
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Nigger Tits

"Nigger Tits" is an alternate curse word. It can be used as a variation of; shit, piss, damn it, fuck, or balls. Has nothing to do with a black person or her tits, however it isn't to be said around mixed company. It's usually said with an exclamatory inflection.
Person 1: Did you see that?!
Person 2: NIGGER TITS!!

Person 1: What's for Dinner?
Person 2: Liver...
Person 1: awww, NIGGER TITS!!

Person 1: Did you see the size of his chode?!
Person 2: Yeah, freakin NIGGER TITS!
by thtswhtshesai6d9 June 19, 2008
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metal tits

The severe disease when you have uncontrollably rocket sized nipple rocks. They are very noticeable and fairly unattractive.
Weston: Holy crap Geoff, do you have metal tits?

Geoff: Yeah, I do, I guess Im a little horny
by BlazingBlasian March 16, 2011
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lolly tits

A pair of boobies that make you want to jump up and party/dance.
Mary's lolly tits bring sunshine to my life.
by Funkmasta January 5, 2007
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tit it up

Hot Females tend to tit up in School or at Work, knowingly or not.
"Titing it up" means to get an Advantage with good looks and/or naughty Behaviour (flashing Boobs or showing off other Flesh)
<angry Pupil> That Cunt did tit up her Exam from C+ to B!
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<Naughty Secretery> Aw, c'mon Mr Boss, Sir, I need that Payrise.... *badly flashes cleavage*
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<hot Girl> Why did the Teacher gave me a B instead?
<Friend> You did tit it up, Girl!
by 2o3 October 5, 2007
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