Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.
8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.
by bobblinghead November 26, 2013
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suicide guilt

When you tell someone you’re going to commit suicide if they don’t do something you want them to; telling someone your going to commit suicide to make them feel bad
“Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”
by Claridy December 01, 2020
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Suicide Circle

Involves two or more people to stand in a circle or opposite each other, each holding a gun in their right hand aiming to the next person to the rights head. All persons in the circle will then count down from ten, and on zero will simultaneously pull their triggers.
by fuknsquagle July 03, 2023
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Child suicide

A child committing suicide

Does this have a similar definition to like child labor child support child abuse child neglect child abandonment child murder child stripper child marriage child rape child pornography child prostitution
Is that child suicide that I witnessed?
by 459395 February 22, 2022
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suicide high

A term used to describe the act of inhaling something (such as: weed, something containing nicotine, or maybe even ethyl-chloride (wouldn't recommend at all it's very dangerous) ) and then passing the joint/cigarette/vape to a friend whilst holding your breath until they pass it back to you then you exhale, take some more and then pass it back to your friend. You continue this cycle until you become extremely high (or if you're doing it with cigs or a vape it just gives you a massive headspin to the point where you feel yourself sinking into the floor).
Sofia: Yo me and Brent did a suicide high yesterday.

Daniel: Wow you two are really fucking dumb.
by asbestos69 January 20, 2020
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cummiting suicide

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
Oh damn.”
by Fukurbich February 15, 2018
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online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 07, 2014
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