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suicide 25

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019
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lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.
Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”
by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022
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suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."
by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016
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Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
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suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.
After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.
by Jeep_James May 23, 2022
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Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey
by robbierawb November 3, 2016
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suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.
A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010
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