No Shit September

You wont.

Friend 1: I just finished no shit september!
Friend 2: Dies from large shit

by Big Large Green M&M with lung July 21, 2022

september and october

September and October are national Eve and Anna months. They own these months. If you have a birthday save it till November <3

“I cant belive it’s finally september and october! Its now national Eve and Anna month!”

by heartsforeve July 5, 2021

September 2

You should be very happy cos junkhooks b-d is on 9-1 and umm your a very lucky girl or boy you should be happy even If your not born on 2 Sep and you'll get rich and meet your idol very soon 55% chance

September 2 ppl are so lucku

by Its_me_♡♡ November 23, 2021

September 16

National ask your crush out day.

Friend: Hey Shkeisha isn’t that your crush.

Shkeisha: yea why?

Friend: Its September16 it’s go ask your crush out day.

Friend: go ask them out

September 16 is the day we’re all the lady’s/men ask out there crush

by www.bewhoyouareee🏳️‍🌈 September 15, 2021

25th September

Give your boyfriend head day! Any nice person will take time out of their day to do this :)

Person 1: Yoooo Amanda is coming over tn
Person 2: So?
Person 1: It’s 25th September

by imjustsaying69 September 13, 2022

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

29th september

national kiss angelica day

guy 1: hey what day is it today?
guy2 wednesday!
guy1: noo it’s national kiss angelica day

guy2: oh yeah

29th september

by unknown19832 September 23, 2021