September 14

National kiss your girl day

it’s september 14th, i’m gonna go kiss my girlfriend!

by kaiandr September 14, 2021

September 3

Its a free spicy pic from your friend

I wish it was September 3 so I can get a free pic

by Idk_100 September 3, 2021

September 16

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

september 10

make out with someone who starts with a " A "

person : hey.. wanna make out?
A: its september 10th? sure thing

by anonymous August 31, 2022

september 9

The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth he's a bad bitch and cares about others before herself he always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them

Random kid :Have u met a september 9th boii
Me: nah why should I ?
Kid: there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky

by anonymous November 24, 2021

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022

September 13

Grab your crush’s neck day

Tj : bro did u see Mya today?
Omar : yea she was just at the park
Tj : ight i’m finna pull up on her cuz she lookin too fine today
Omar : ight
pulls up to the park*
Leslie : omg Mya..Tj is here
Mya : lord he is so fine
Tj walks up to Mya*
Tj : hey Mya
Mya : hey Tj
hugs*
Tj : you know what day it is right?
Mya : nahh i don’t
Tj grabs her by the neck gently, makes eye contact, and kisses her*
Leslie : *gasps* oh shi-
Mya : *whispers* dam that gave me butterflies
Tj : *whispers to Mya* it’s September 13th *laughs*
Mya : ohhhhh
Leslie : girl what just happened
Mya : it’s September 13th..
Leslie : ohhhhhhhhh

i hope y’all enjoyed the little story lol
i did this because i’m bored :)
!!NO REAL INFO IS BEING SHARED!!

by prettykayyy08 September 11, 2022