A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.
by TaterManFry YT June 16, 2016
Get the Jacob Uptonmug. 
Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
by the_realhjitcookie November 9, 2021
Get the jacob robertsonmug. Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.
Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?
by SCV REPORTS May 11, 2019
Get the Jacob Faraldomug. Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022
Get the jacob barnesmug. A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.
by CrusherArizona12 July 31, 2016
Get the jacob vangmug. by The bill November 22, 2021
Get the Daddy Jacobmug.