Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.

I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.

by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025

james patrick conner

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.

dude your starting to get like james patrick conner

by yourmom6969696 March 2, 2020

patrick shwavy

1. When you get insanely drunk that you do shit that make you question your existence

Yoooo I got patrick shwavy'd and accidentally fucked my grandmother

by Matty Fuckin Smokes December 16, 2019

It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.

"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."

by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021

Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let's get Patrick shwavyd lol it's lit

by ConAar731 December 16, 2019

Rory Patrick Wing

Probably will grow to 6’10, likes to finger his butt and prolly has 4 side chicks and 1 milf we his bois don’t know about
Rory Patrick Wing is a great man

Rory Patrick Wing u like unwiped ass

by Albert is very smart and hadso November 4, 2020

Patrick Swayve

When you do something so insanely embarrasing, that you wish you were never born.

Lets get Patrick Swayved, its lit

by noelmillerfangirl123 December 17, 2019