National YEET Day

I was gonna do National Texting Day, a day in history where people text each other. Oh wait. That already exists. Every single day.

Why don’t we do National YEET Day? Where we YEET other people phones into oblivion.

Guy 1: Ayo bruh, u know it’s national YEET day?

Guy 2: Nah bro, whas da about?

*phone gets yeeted*

Guy 2: Wtf bro?

by Nazi OwO April 30, 2020

National faggot day

Anyone that rides a KTM or if they are just a straight up queer. National faggot day is on August 27th

“Is that a ktm rider?” “Well it’s national faggot day”

by Atapley August 27, 2020

National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day

Celebrated on November 5th, the National Holiday of Kissing Your Homies Goodnight is a recently added U.S. holiday in which every homie must kiss at least one homie goodnight.

Ayo, it’s National Kiss Your Homie Goodnight Day, kiss me for the one time.

by @steezydarrin November 2, 2020

National Aimsey Day

A holiday made for AimseyTV in spite of National Ranboo Day celebrated the 27th of every month.

Person A: hey wanna hangout

Person B: I can't it's National Aimsey day

by o_Orbit_o February 17, 2022

The Nation

A short form of the Dads Facebook group Dad Nation.

“Hey did you go on the Nation Today?”
“Of course I did. What do you think I’m a gaf?”

by Smithd33 March 19, 2019

April 18th: National April 11th redo day

If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.

To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.

"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"

by Beingst May 26, 2018

CEO of simp-nation

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu

Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020