ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

pull a locke

Giving less than 100% at your place of employment - working from home, cutting out early, etc.

I think I'm gonna pull a locke and take off early today.

by rossxsa February 13, 2009

Potato chip Licker

when someone is basicly sad or upset and tries to ruin fun for everyone else.

Steve: You guys don't understand how it feels to be dumped
Shaun: Quit being a "Potato Chip Licker", and have a drink.

by Horsey and kitty November 7, 2011

Dirty Dick Licker

A real low down person.

Mark ate the last pickle, what a dirty dick licker

by Jacker Smacker May 23, 2016

Shitt Fuck Titty Licker

"Shitt Fuck Titty Licker" is an expression used to signify a sense of disappointment or regret over an action.

"Loses in a game of League of Legends"- Shitt Fuck Titty Licker.

by JRT-Moosh April 17, 2018

Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.

Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker

by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019

Flying Fish Licker

Flying Fish Licker is an insult that is rare and can only be found by a southern folk, in a southern place. (It might be because they are a little nervous about their culture)

Susie joe: I didn’t mean to
Dylan: Get our of my house you flying fish licker piece of shit

(Aka piece of crap)

by WhyStayBlank January 24, 2020