Dr. Jackson

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.

Patrick C; "ARUGGHHHH"
Dr. Jackson; "God dammit you little shit"

by Chumbucket Corndip May 28, 2014

michael jackson

This is GOD

Michael Jackson Is GOD!!!!!

by SUPERACAIKSFJAEIFKAEFAE February 13, 2018

Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

deon jackson

deon jackson is a jackass mother fucker who is a fucken fraddyass

jackass ass whole who can not hit the broad side of a barn

by dumb ass September 14, 2004

jackson taylor

A FUCKIN FAT CONDOM SUCKING BULL SIZE DICK FAPPING WHORE FUCKS AT EVERYTHING HE SEES

OMFG here comes that Jackson Taylor

by A NATURAL TIM November 6, 2016

jackson 5

5 Jackson electric guitars in a row.

I have my own Jackson 5 at home.

by Randy Rhoads November 10, 2006

Jackson Five

A codeword for a joint of marijuana, intended for five people

OR

just a really big joint of marijuana.

We went to the pub with the gang the other day, rolled a jackson five and got sweety high...

by derS September 3, 2005