Floor board

This is a insult it means you are flat, dry, basic or bland

Person 1: your a fucking floor board
Person 2: ;-;

by Didudhdidjfbdnsk June 16, 2021

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

Floor lying down

Lay on the floor and relieve your anxiety, the floor is more comfortable than the actual furniture…

“i be on the floor lying down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 4, 2024

floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window

I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died

by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021