February 10

National appreciate your bf/gf day.
February 10 is the day where you can appreciate your bf/gf and do whatever u want to do to them to make them happy.

Tommy: Hey gurl, its february 10th!
Brittney: Wym, its just a day...
Tommy: NO? ITS NATIONAL APPRECIATE YOUR GF/BF DAY!

by ur mom 2.0 February 7, 2021

No Fap February

You are not allowed to fap in February at all! Just like No Nut November, it's no Fap February!
If you fap, you lose!

Sam: Bro, it's no Fap February. I already lost...
Joe: I won't fap bro.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

february 3

February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one

Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense

by Ipissandshid October 15, 2019

February 27

Throw it back day also if you were born on this day your bomb at throwing it back.

It's February 27 you should throw it back.

by mydadaquaman February 26, 2020

February 20th

Kiss a local lesbian

You kiss a damn lesbian on February 20th

by Lostinmythoughz May 1, 2020

February 25th

February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.

Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”

by coryandtrevor October 15, 2019

February 6

the day of moist leathery panty slacks.

“Do you have your moist panties ready for February 6?”

“Yes, they’re very leathery and they’re slacks too!”

by smitty jägermenjensen October 15, 2019