a female that likes other guys and will NOT date a girl but has a dick that is not even an inch and that is sad๐ญ๐ญ
by abby joe November 29, 2019

If Trump is a narcissist, Cooper is also a narcissist. One likes masks, the other doesn't. Both like power, both are on the same side (not yours).
Cooper cares about as much about the average person as Trump does. The coronavirus response was his ticket to getting re-elected, that's why he did most of what he did. He's an ally of Trump until he wants to stand up to Trump for show a few months before the next election.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020

ZIONIST IDIOT WHO OVERCHARGES FOR SERVICES
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY
VERY EXSVPENSIVE "ARREST INSURANCE"
...AND IS UNWARE HE PERFORMS SLANDER AND LIBEL AND A LITERAL BULLY
by OBJECTIVE TRUTH June 5, 2024

Cooper Champion Young is a man with a massive schlong, he is incredibly funny and attractive. Women find him to be "Epic Games". He is over all a good man and obsessed with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
by DaViiiiiiiD DoBriK!!! November 21, 2019

Cooper's are rare and normally love sports. (football!) They the kinda guy that gets along with girls very well and there normally very good looking. A guy every girl want but they have one fatal flaw. They have trouble committing. They feel trapped and normally relationships with them don't last more than a month. They need freedom or they accidentally hurt people to get it.
Person 1: I can't believe Cooper broke up with her!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
Person 2: It was kinda toxic though she was to jealous!
by BadassVampireGirl18 January 14, 2019

by FetusManz101 October 10, 2022

the big boi who is gonna fuck lauren and then in a loli voice say "oi that was good eh, now make me eh some spagetti" and then go catch a fub on fortnite battle royale in duos with reggie (whos body is quite still ready) on the nintendo switch.
by fuckaduck274 March 10, 2019
