barry jerry

blow job

I'll pay you $500 for a barry jerry.

by bubba1234e April 19, 2009

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Bartemptress

Attractive Bartendress

Bartenders are dudes. Bartendresses are chicks. Bartemptresses are hot bartendresses.

Class dismissed.

by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011

bart head

1:That the back of someones head is completely flat.
2:That the back of someones head is completely flat and has spiky hair.

Have you noticed Omars bart head?

by Zero66601 June 15, 2011

barry connor

To be damn sexy and have a rather large penis, to be perfect

Woman: he's a Barry connor

by barrymofo September 8, 2011