quasi-retarded

A hindered less efficient functionality.

The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.

The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.

The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Moving Retarded

When one's action reflect that of a retarded person

I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)

by The_Woo November 4, 2021

Ginger Retard

A fat ginger mong

“Look at that ginger retard he’s sweaty and greasy like Thomas”

by Jackr643 January 3, 2021

FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

by MM7000 November 2, 2018

fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.

"She's a fat retard"

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.

In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

Retard Vibes

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011