Blend a Furry Day

On the 20th of April, (4/20) you can kidnap a furry and shove their little wolf head into a blender. THE WALLS WILL RUN WITH FURRY JUICE.

Billy's head got blended on Blend a Furry Day!

by CharmHatesFurries July 25, 2022

Hit a gay day

A day to hit a gay. Don’t be shy, give that gay friend a little punch. It’s a friendly day

“Happy hit a gay day dude!” Friend A
“Thanks man!” Gay friend B
*friend A slaps the shit out of Gay friend b*

by Soupisgae August 31, 2022

Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

Kiss A Mary Day

National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!

Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?

Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!

Mary: Ohh okay!!

by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

beat a child day

the one day of the year where you can beat whatever child you choose to beat.

"ayo did you know its beat a child day?"
"nah man i didnt"

by man this honestly sucks September 22, 2022

Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries

Boy do i love Kick a Joel day

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022

Kill a Patrick Day

On the 15th of October there is a holiday called, "Kill a Patrick Day" on this day and only this day men have to kill a person named "Patrick".

"Hey bro, it's Kill a Patrick Day"

by Horsie The Lonely October 15, 2022