April 22

Change your Instagram at to your crushes

Guy 1- dude it’s april 22 I have to change my insta Handel to my crush name

Guy 2- but you have a girlfriend

Guy 1- shitty

by You’re gei mf April 22, 2019

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October 22

Slap your tallest best friend day

Hey can I slap you
Tallest best friend:no

It’s October 22
Tallest best friend:fine

by Libby Churchill October 22, 2019

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10/5/22

Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch

“Hey man what day is it?”

“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”

“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”

by Gamingmamba October 5, 2022

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Samuel 22:28

You save the humble but your eyes are on the haughty to bring them low.

Hym "There it is! Samuel 22:28 You are monitoring and harassing people you think are too haughty. I'm not doing your religion and if you are doing it in the workplace it's both harassment and a violation of my first ammendment rights. Fuck your religion. Fuck your God. And fuck you. SHIN...'

by Hym Iam April 15, 2025

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May 22

Nation send full body nudes to someone to show your love and affection for them.

“It’s May 22 and I still haven’t received a picture”
“Damn, she must not love you”

by PaulFields03 May 22, 2022

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catch 22

it's a ska punk created on new jersey in 1996. it's good go listen to it. you might like it. (keasbey nights is a good album but permanent revolution is simply the best)

person 1: have you ever heard of catch 22?
person 2: yeah, they make some incredible changes
person 1: i see you are a man of culture.

by ska addict March 30, 2020

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