Senior Syndrome

The inability to find a proximal or ultimate purpose leading to a feeling of extreme uselessness. Can be confused with senioritis since both causes an individual to avoid work, but senior syndrome is due to a lack of purpose.

I have a severe case of Senior Syndrome, because I know I must do something with my life but I do not know what.

by Shady Zummar April 30, 2014

peace syndrome

A syndrome that severely affects your spellings skill.
Cannot be cured but can be treated with vitamins.

Someone: hi hwo youer doign?
Me: Uhh good, what is wrong with your spellings?
Someone: nThonging ist feni
Me: Do you have peace syndrome?

by Doomester June 8, 2019

mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012

Aye syndrome

Aye syndrome is a transmissible disease that transfers from person to person through blood contact, air and other methods. A vaccine has been developed to deal with the virus but throughout testing it has been revealed that even a small amount of the Aye syndrome causes a person to be affected by it. Therefore, we have nothing but our white blood cells to protect us from it. God save humanity.

You have Aye syndrome?! God save us all.

by PERSONJK April 21, 2022

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 11, 2009

kon syndrome

A medical condition affects the brain's frontal lobe, causing the diagnosed person to be unable to contemplate their emotions and express their thoughts. It is similar to the mental disorder Asperger's Syndrome.

My friend has Kon Syndrome. He doesn't understand what you're saying.

by JTario April 14, 2022

No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.

"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam

by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife May 19, 2014