cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

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Cry abt it

Lesbian midgets often use the sentence "cry abt it" to cover their insecurities.

Guy: I would rather not do what you asked
Girl: Cry abt it
Guy: Your a lesbian midget...?

by pseudosike October 5, 2022

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happy crying

Crying from an intense earthshaking orgasm

dude my girl was happy crying after we did it last night

by shEsHErxOXo June 23, 2023

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Crying

You shouldn't have to do anything. That isn't your fault.

Hym "Stop crying. It isn't your fault. Who's fault it is... Is the YouTube freaks. If you want to do your part to quash the YouTuber plague... You can convince everyone to burn them alive. Fry the YouTube freaks. Start with faggot Matt and work your way down."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

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