pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."

by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022

Pulling a Caleb

When you date two separate woman and you ruin them to the point where they end up dating each other.

Both his exes hate him so much! They’re together now! He's pulling a Caleb man!

by Clank2002 December 22, 2021

Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.

Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.

by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024

Pulled an Oreo

When a guy gets an expensive birthday gift from his girl and breaks up with her after his birthday or before the girls birthday.

Kylie pulled an Oreo on Megan

by Regular Kid OGM April 16, 2018

Pulling a Bub

To say you’re going to be somewhere but then cancel last minute.

Man, Bubba is pulling a bub again! He cancelled a minute before the event

by Pimp Bribiesca March 20, 2023

Pulling a javert

When a law or an authority figure purposely lets a criminal/rogue figure go or helps them escape. This can be for many reasons such as ; pity,bribery,kindness etc.

THE POLICE OFFICER PULLED A JAVERT BY CHOOSING NOT TO ARREST HIS CRIMINAL SON.
THE BOUNTY HUNTER PULLED A JAVERT AND LET THE RUNAWAY SLAVE ESCAPE.
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW AND OPINIONS ON PULLING A JAVERT.

by Pseud O’nym September 14, 2020

pull a melly

The rapper YNW Melly recently killed 2 of his best friends so if you pull a melly you attempt to kill your friends

Bro your being annoying I’m about to pull a melly on you

by Jaychizzonh March 21, 2019