CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

radiator face

a card game which is very fun to play and also very crazy

"i love games which are crazy and fun. thats why i love radiator face" said the radiator face lover

by jill hats January 4, 2009

Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl

A Butt Face Gargoyle girl is someone who looks like they crawled off the side of a medieval church and tried to live amongst humans. Their face happens to look like an ass.

Hey Johnny, is that your co-worker Rem? Yes Bob, can't you tell by the way she looks like a Butt-Faced Gargoyle Girl?

by J409 September 15, 2025

mooking face

N. A mental state triggered by extacy or MDMA.

V. When faces melt into themselves after using Molly.

"Yo I was mooking face for hours"

"I looked into the mirror and saw my mooking face"

by trauma kilo July 11, 2016

Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.

James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.

by Solidus84 February 3, 2023

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021