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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022
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National give a girl your hoodie day

May 5th is the official go and give a girl you like your hoodie day.
“It’s national give a girl your hoodie day. I’m gonna make a move and give the girl I like my sweater today. “
by Smoothboi123 May 5, 2021
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National Beanous day

National Beanous day is celebrated on the 5th December every year.
It celebrates the footballer Gabriel Jesus and what he has done to be with the higher performance.
Me: “What are you doing for national Beanous day this year”
Friend: “nothing
Me: *cries in higher performance*
by 63dcw December 5, 2021
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.
by Erasmus Smith January 4, 2012
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National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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