Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

Deep dog

Going balls deep in a dog while humping it doggy style.

Dustin- “Do you remember that gay guy Chis deep dogging his dog Caleb in the middle of the park?”
Josh- “I touch myself to that thought every night.”

by I’mDrunkOnYourMomsBreastmilk September 13, 2018

Sexy female dog

Its a sexy bitch/female dog and its sexy uwu

Mark:Hey sexy female dog
Lia:hello hot bitch
Mark:😏
Reina:are you really flirting😒
Lia:🤔
Reina: whats does it fooking mean!
Mack: it mean a bitch stupid

by AbussyVirly January 19, 2022

big fat dog

a wholesome word fot b###h

this is for becky you big fat dog

by grace_williams_official July 6, 2020

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Dog Dancer

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

by Malachy99 March 25, 2016

Hot dog

A food item consisting of a bun, a cylinder of meat, and other such condiments

Despite the popular myth a hotdog is NOT, N O T a sandwich!

"the man in this gif is eating a hot dog, as he despises sandwiches."

by Daspeakerofdatruts October 21, 2020