Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.

Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????

by ZeusTheCoolest January 16, 2019

Face

Your frontal head parts. Your mouth... nose... cheeks... ETC.

“Someone complimented me on my perfect face proportions.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.

Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.

by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 14, 2024

That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward

Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗

by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019