floral nation

Urinating all over a public bathroom but not in the toilet itself

Did you see that McDonald’s bathroom? Someone must have hit if with a Floral nation.

by Meatball sub September 13, 2021

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!

“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”

by amy robson November 23, 2022

national katie sluis day

A day once a year to celebrate the greatness that is the goddess Katie Sluis

Since it’s national katie sluis day, we need to worship her.

by katiesluis March 01, 2024

National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.

It is National free shot day bro!

by I fly kites January 14, 2024

National Get on all fours Day

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National Get On All Fours Day!

This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.

T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)

by ImDownBad August 25, 2022

National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022