A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts

Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye

by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024

Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .

Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !

by Great creative January 27, 2024

New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 7, 2024

Wanker

People who build synthetic users.

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.

by huguini April 6, 2023

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult

1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!

by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023

Wanker

A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.

Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!

by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023