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lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work
by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022
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doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act
Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!
by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022
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Wanker

Ryan Lisle is a wanker
by ..babie June 10, 2018
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Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.
That guy over there is such a poo wanker..
by nofun March 16, 2014
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Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day
by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022
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dryrobe wanker

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.
"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"

"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"
by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024
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Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.
This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!
by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019
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