Virgin Paradox

A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex

Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.

by Pthrowaway28 October 27, 2020

Neurodi-virgin

A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.

Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.

by AD4K November 8, 2022

quarantine virginity

When you haven’t had sex since before lockdown and you complain on the daily about how much you want to have sex

Yo David my brudda I think I’ve got quarantine virginity

by Adam L Moss May 19, 2020

nouveau virgin

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").

Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"

by bashaus August 30, 2016

Virgin Gwaai

The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai

I'm so desperate for a smoke but my gwaais are finished. The only one left is the virgin gwaai

by Your Ma se Poes September 9, 2019

virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.

"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"

by TheFuckestUppest March 8, 2016

titty virgin

The Phrase “Titty Virgin” is a adjective, it simply means that the individual that you are calling a titty virgin has not physicaly seen a pair of woman’s breast.

Hey Daniel your a titty virgin.
Riwai are you a titty virgin?
Hey Mitchell is it true that your no longer a titty virgin?

by ZairG October 31, 2017