Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

Nest Chair

Another term for a papasan chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!

by jackskay26 April 6, 2009

Chair Dope

Slang term for heroin

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope

by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022

chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Spinny chair

It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.

GET OFF THE FUCKING SPINNY CHAIR.

by Cows31 July 31, 2022