Chair Griddy

Doing the griddy while sitting in a chair at the same time.

Me: bro what are you doing?

Henry: I’m doing the chair griddy

by Bing chilling gaylord November 29, 2022

TLV Social Chair

The TLV Social Chair is responsible for planning and executing social gathering opportunities in Tel Aviv. Other key responsibilities include:

1. Encouraging engagement among all members by bringing them together for a meaningful purpose
2. Organizing social meet-ups and always ensuring everyone is having a good time
3. Becoming an active member of the Tel Aviv community
4. Working with the rest of the community to ensure that social opportunities are always being planned
5. Promoting social events, nightlife, restaurants, etc.

Be prepared for mingling, hangovers, and questionable decisions - after all, the TLV Social Chair never lets a little thing like responsibility get in the way of a good time

by tlvsocialchair December 16, 2022

Chair

The thing you are most likely sitting in right now

When i get home from school i will sit back and relax in my soft chair

by Harry Potter#3691 March 24, 2022

Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)

"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"

by Joe144p November 18, 2025

Angry Chair

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air
Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey?
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah, I'm afraid
Changing the shape of his face, oh yeah

Candles red, I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair
Little boy made a mistake, yeah
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze
Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I

Lost my mind, yeah
But I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees, time to pray, boy

Angry Chair

by Death Menace June 27, 2023

it’s a chair, wdym?

when someone is sitting on another’s lap, but swears they are sharing the chair.

A: Dude, is she sitting on your lap?
B: It’s a chair, wdym?

by rebecca the hottie December 29, 2017

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016