rusty beartrap

this is where a person clenchs someones face in their buttcheeks and then proceeds to excrete into their mouth.

awww i've just been rusty beartrapped.

by Ben Warton May 10, 2008

Rusty Autoharp

The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.

Kenny was going down on me last night, then went to the back door and gave me a rusty autoharp!

by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010

Rusty 2x4

A gang bang situation involving four men, two women, and two simultaneous instances of double anal. Think of it as a possible byproduct of DVDA after adding one more chick.

Dude, why is Sandra walking with a limp?

She totally did a rusty 2x4 last night. Her asshole must hurt more than the stomach of a starving African that just ate a 5 course Thanksgiving dinner.

by seriouslyiamthesauceboss September 5, 2011

Rusty Camel

A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.

Johanna got so wasted last night and Rusty Cameled Drew

by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008

Rusty Eye

An American Heavy Metal band.

Let's go to see Rusty Eye at the Whisky A Go Go.

by Dark Light March 19, 2008

rusty trombone

when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.

i did a rusty trombone last night

by lkjhhjkl January 2, 2010

rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011