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Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen
Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About
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jake paul is bullshit
by payton moormeier lover February 23, 2020
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Bullshit

A lie, full of lies, Bulls-shit
by Devilsheart June 11, 2018
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Psychobabble Bullshit

by Mega nutter October 2, 2023
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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter
The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.
by jondich January 8, 2021
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Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.
Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."
by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024
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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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