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murder switch

(n) An event or situation causing an otherwise sane and/or well behaved person to go on a killing spree.
Person 1: Dude, what's your murder switch?
Person 2: If a new Spider-Man movie is made, that would definitely do it.
by JeyBloo June 2, 2015
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That’s Light Switch

Means to say duh to someone when they finally got something correct or they understood something.
Quincy: I heard you and your girl broke up

Jamal: Bruh yea I cut that hoe off like a light switch you just now knowing now that’s light switch
by Handsome Little Liars April 2, 2019
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The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.
by uvogin August 23, 2023
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Queer-Switching

The practice of moving back and forth between two languages or between two dialects or registers of the same language at one time. This is more commonly known as code-switching and something people of color do to fit into a white society. But this specific word relates to switching the way a LGBTQIA+ person talks around other non LGBTQ people. For example using someone’s deadname and she/her prounouns around family members they aren’t out to. And then using the correct name and their real pronouns around others.
I was queer-switching when I used those pronouns for y
by ciudadesgemelos2026 April 14, 2022
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Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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Switch

“Switch”, switch is when one of your peoples decides to switch up on you.
Dawg, Bonqueequee is so switch. She posted a video of her outside with ole boy when she told me she was on house arrest.
by BigDro August 6, 2021
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switch

A switch for a semi auto pistol, usually Glock brand that can switch the fire mode from single to full
“Jimmy nem got them switches might fuck around and put himself on a headline
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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