professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

by Fishing Fishy Fish October 15, 2020

Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around

Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED

by Roast 'n' Toast March 10, 2009

Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.

- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.

by Vadissimo November 1, 2008

Native Mexican

Native Mexican' is a person who's half Native American n Mexican. (Spanish)

Usually can tell just by "Eye shape" n nose.

It feels good to be Native Mexican !

by DrewApex August 6, 2017

Mexican Blower

The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.

Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.

by The Lucky Lightman November 29, 2011

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008