by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011
Get the closet pickermug. A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
Get the Glass Closetmug. by Your dad loves me January 27, 2023
Get the Inside out closetmug. by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022
Get the In the closetmug. There's a box inside my closet where half my heart belongs.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
It's filled with clothes you never wore, with lullabies and songs.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a second late, Still trying to win a race against this unforgiving fate.
Last night we lit ten candles, imagined what you'd wish, Then blew out each blue candle, and set an extra dish.
You were just around the corner, I'm a half a step away, Held fast within a memory of that long-remembered day.
Are you sleeping in the garden?
Are you safe beyond the storm?
Are you cradled in your father's arms where nights are always warm?
You were just around the corner, just beyond my reach, skipping on the gentle sand of heaven's golden beach.
In my dreams you're in the courtyard, or climbing in the tree, dancing in the shadows
past where mortal eyes can see.
You were just around the corner.
I run to catch your face, then wake to find my empty arms.....
You're gone, without a trace.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
Get the closet boxmug. A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
Get the Closet Tommug. At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015
Get the Beer Closetmug.