Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.

Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...

by j-mut July 13, 2010

Bear Wench

A hoe who lies about having to work then fakes and says she no longer has to go to work even though no one could give 2 shits whether she had to work or didn't have to work in the 1st place.

Bear Wench: I can't make it because I have to work for an hour today but leave the door unlocked because there's a good chance I'll be right back because somehow the work I had to do will be cancelled

by Donkz June 28, 2011

Bear Whisper

A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear

Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping

by Quantum of Balls May 12, 2009

Chow Bears

To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.

Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.

"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"

"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."

"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"

Or...

"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"

- "Big time bro"

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

Bear Helmet

1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.
2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?
Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.
Friend1: My hair?
Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!

by Richard Goad May 13, 2005

Bear Ghost

Bear Ghost is an Adventure Rock band from Phoenix, AZ that fuses intricate musicianship, melodies and song structure to deliver a one of a kind sound. Over the years Bear Ghost has enjoyed national recognition through fans discovering the band on Spotify. Both albums combined have gained over 14 million streams, turning people in other markets into fans, building a steady demand for the band to perform beyond it's local market.

"Hey, did you hear the newest song from Bear Ghost?" "You mean BTBBRBBBQ?" "Yeah, it was awesome, right?"

by 444dicktionary December 30, 2020

Big bear

The most amazingest of bears. Made for little bear.

I am the big bear to your little bear.

by Little bear99 October 31, 2018